Dear Dear

[crystalcazzie]

Dear St Benedict, thank you for not being in the library. At first I was annoyed that your book and books about you were not where the catalogue said they would be however this then led me to looking you up online and now I get to talk to Jeni. Yay!

Dear Cough, you have been bothering me for days now. Go bugger off and bother somebody else. Take Headache with you while you're at it.

Dear Student Loan People, thank you so much for sending me that lovely reminder about how much I already owe you. Why don't you go fall in a well? I still say this money should be a gift you're giving me for my contribution to society. Some may say that the contribution doesn't begin until I start work but I disagree for I am contributing significantly to the ice cream and alcohol industries. I am a beautiful and necessary cog in the machine of economic life.

Dear As Yet Unwritten History Essay, please leave me alone.

Comments

[jenithegreat.livejournal.com]

Dear Mistress Caroline, thank you for being so adorable. You brighten up my day, and make me feel better when I'm sick. You're the greatest.

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

Dear Jeni, thank you for your kind letter. I wish to respond in the appropriate and dignified way;

*great big flying tackle hugs and kisses* Loveyouloveyouloveyou. Mwah! Glad I could help and I hope you feel better. =) *mad huggles*

Ahem.

Thank you for your time,
Caroline

[jenithegreat.livejournal.com]

Dear Caroline, thank you for that dignifed reply. It was very welcomed. You may feel free to give me that reply any time, anywhere, for any reason.

*replies in kind by huge tight huggles and kisses* I love you, my little Brit.

Love Truly,
Jeni

[jenithegreat.livejournal.com]

Feed me apple sauce...

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

With pleasure.

[jenithegreat.livejournal.com]

Yes! Woo!