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A week ago today Paul and I went to Taskmaster: The Live Experience! I had no idea what to expect and was a bit nervous, but I hoped it would be fun and I could enjoy it for whatever it turned out to be.





Taskmaster House

Taskmaster House




It looked rather unassuming from the outside:





Canada Water

Canada Water



Obviously it says what it is, but it's not as flashy and obvious as you might expect.  


When we entered we received our lanyards which proclaimed that we were Potato A and Potato B in the orange group!  Then we had a look around the mini Taskmaster museum they have there...





Greg's Majestic Bonce

Greg's Majestic Bonce



Behold!  The mighty trophy!





The Red Green

The Red Green






The Typewriter Used in the Credits

The Typewriter Used in the Credits






A Portrait of the Taskmaster Himself

A Portrait of the Taskmaster Himself






Spot

Spot






I Spy a Duck

I Spy a Duck






Model House

Model House






Qrs Tuvwxyz's Forks and Marbles

Qrs Tuvwxyz's Forks and Marbles






Task For Us All

Task For Us All



It took a while, and Paul had to give me a hint in which direction to look for the last one, but I did manage to find all three aubergines!





Optician's Board

Optician's Board



This task, on the other hand, I did manage to solve quite quickly.  Of course when I got home I showed Mum and she got it even quicker!





Taskmaster Garden

Taskmaster Garden



This is the area that's supposed to be the Taskmaster Garden.  It's not exactly like spending time in the real garden, but it was still fun.  They had sheds and a red green where you could throw potatoes in a hole.  





Me + Pineapple in the Dome

Me + Pineapple in the Dome



I had to get a picture of myself in the dome with the pineapple!  It's really weird to talk in there cos it's so echoey!  





Pineapple Selfie!

Pineapple Selfie!



Pineapple Selfie!


And Taskmaster wouldn't be Taskmaster without one of my favourite characters...





Patatas on the Wall

Patatas on the Wall



Patatas! 





Patatas Still on the Wall

Patatas Still on the Wall



Gazing upon the glory that is Patatas!





Spider

Spider



There was also a giant spider over the entrance.  No wellies though.


The Greg statue was also present, so naturally we had to get photos with the Taskmaster himself:





Me, Greg, Paul

Me, Greg, Paul






Me (Almost) in Greg's Lap

Me (Almost) in Greg's Lap



I look a bit weird here, kinda like my grandmother!  





Greg and Me

Greg and Me



I had to crouch down so that both our faces could be in shot.  


No photography was allowed in the Experience itself, but it was fun.  I don't want to say too much of what was involved in case anyone else reads this (unlikely I know), but I will say that I didn't make the top five so I didn't get to play for the grand prize.  I also didn't win the prize for the best loser, which disappointed me more cos it was a much better prize!  





Beer!

Beer!



After we finished we rewarded ourselves with Taskmaster Beer from the Taskonbury Festival tent.  





The Perfect Stuff

The Perfect Stuff



I started with The Perfect Stuff in a souvenir glass cos if there's one thing we need more of in this house it's glasses, lol!  I followed that up with Chip Biffington.  Both were really nice.  


We sat around a barrel next to the caravan where we had a nice view of the garden, including...





Garden View

Garden View






Linda

Linda



Linda the Cow!


Obviously I had to get a photograph with Linda:





Linda and Me

Linda and Me






Looking Over Linda

Looking Over Linda






Me and My Cow

Me and My Cow



There weren't any signs saying not to climb on her, but I didn't want to take the risk!


And, of course, I had to have a seat in the caravan:





Hello!

Hello!



All in all it was a lot of fun and if possible we're hoping to go again in the new year and do the Melon Buffet version.  (We did Absolute Casserole this time.) 




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