Oscars Dress Report 2020

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Time for my traditional round up of the dresses this year:



Ones I Liked


Beanie Feldstein



I absolutely love this dress, both the style and the embroidery. It's gorgeous.

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Greta Gerwig



I really like the style. I wasn't sure about the colour at first but it's grown on me.

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Jane Fonda



It kinda looks like she's been slashed in a horror film but once you get past that I really like it.

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Janelle Monae



Vulcan chic. I love it so much.

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Julia Butters



I love the sparkly pink fabric. I'm not sure about the sleeves so I was a bit on the fence with this dress but then I found out she designed it herself and that's fantastic.

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Kelly Marie Tran



This almost went in Not Sure, but she looks so good in it I had to put it here.

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Laura Dern



The tassels did give me pause, but everything else about this dress looks so elegant and works so well.

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Margot Robbie



She's like a beautiful bat.

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Mindy Kaling



Classic and elegant. What's not to love?

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Penelope Cruz



I do like a good high low skirt, plus it has a lovely shape. And pockets.

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Rebel Wilson



Epitomising old Hollywood glam.

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Regina King



I'm coming around to the narrow skirt + wings look and this is such a stunning dress. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Sigourney Weaver



I wasn't sure about this cos I feel like it's very similar to one she's worn before. But why change when you look this good?

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Ones I'm Not Sure About


America Ferrera



It's like she's going for the Greek goddess look but it doesn't quite work. Also I'm not a fan of the I'm-pregnant-not-fat pose.

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Brie Larson



It's not bad, but I don't really like it.

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Cynthia Erivo



I feel like I should hate this dress but, you know what? It's ok.

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Florence Pugh



Attack of the peplum ruffles! But I don't hate it.

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Gal Gadot



When I first caught a glimpse of this I thought I would hate it, but somehow she manages to make it look not awful.

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Idina Menzel



Not a fan of the bow.

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus



I mean, it's fine? There's nothing wrong with it. But it also looks like something you could pick up in New Look for a tenner.

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Kaitlyn Dever



I like the sustainable clothing message, but this dress just feels a bit too old for her.

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Natalie Portman



I love almost everything about this dress - the shape, the pattern, the way it reminds me of a wizard. But I really hate how sheer the skirt is. Otherwise this would be a clear winner for me.

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Renee Zellweger



It's fine. A bit plain. And it does kinda look like her arm's in a cast.

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Salma Hayek



Another Greek goddess look. The skirt just feels a bit off though.

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Sandra Oh



I am so close to hating this dress but somehow she's pulling it off.

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Zazie Beetz



It's not too bad but the skirt's a weird length and the bit in the middle rather unflatteringly makes it look like she's bursting out of it.

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Ones I Didn't Like


Billy Porter



I loved his dress last year, but this time I just don't think it works. The two halves don't really work together and I'm not a fan of the bubble hem.

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Caitriona Balfe



From the weird top to my old nemesis the fishtail skirt, everything about this screams wrong to me.

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Charlize Theron



It feels like it's falling to pieces.

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Kristen Wiig



Words cannot describe how ridiculous every single part of this is.

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Maya Rudolph



Step one: Buy a sparkly sack. Step two: Cut some holes in the sparkly sack. Step three: Attend the Oscars wearing a sparkly sack.

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Olivia Colman



I don't understand the look this dress is going for at all.

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Saorise Ronan



Of course. Why wouldn't you wear an exploding peplum with wallpaper coming out the bottom of it?

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Scarlett Johansson



Hmm, this could possibly have squeezed onto the Not Sure list, but I really don't like the top.

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And finally my Not a Dress:



Diane Warren



The jacket is very shiny but I love the treble clef necklace.