Sparkle Games

[crystalcazzie]

HEY, GUYS! GUYS! GUESS WHAT I'VE BOUGHT, GUYS!

IT'S....

WAIT FOR IT...

ARE YOU READY...?

THE TWILIGHT BOARD GAME TRILOGY

I KNOW, RIGHT? I'M SURE THAT COLLECTIVE GROAN I JUST HEARD THROUGH THE INTERNET WAS ALL OF YOU CHEERING WITH JOY AT THIS TURN OF EVENTS!

WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO GET DRUNK AND PLAY THESE GAMES. YES, WE ARE.

AND IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, THERE WAS A 3 FOR 2 OFFER AND I BOUGHT TWO OTHER BOARD GAMES I WANTED SO I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PAY ANYTHING FOR THE TWILIGHT GAMES. THEY WERE A FREE GIFT FROM THE GOODNESS OF ARGOS'S HEART!

Comments

[rachg82.livejournal.com]

Oh my Go--the text is sparkling. That's just, wow. I think applause is in order.

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

I felt that the games deserved no less than sparkle text!

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

oh jesus fuck no. [FLEES]

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

You can't escape that easily. One of these days I'm getting you drunk and making you play this. Even if I have to hide it in the box of another game.

"Who wants to play some nice, relaxing Connect 4? Yeah? Great. Wait, what's this... oh no, I must have put the Twilight game in the wrong box. Oh well, nothing to do but play it I guess!'

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

[continued fleeing] OHJUSUSFUCKNOOOOOOOO!!

[anarchist-nomad.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh. I think that your LJ just got infected by a spam virus. It's spewing out nonsense in all caps and talking about free stuff...

:-D

*ducks and runs*

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

Quiet you! Just be thankful I don't know you well enough to trap you in a room and force you to play.

[anarchist-nomad.livejournal.com]

Just be thankful I don't know you well enough to trap you in a room and force you to play.

Oh, my! That sounds like a threat, it does! Or... perhaps a challenge? *wink*

[xmakina.livejournal.com]

THE TWILIGHT BOARD GAME TRILOGY

Wait? Is this three board games or a board game of the trilogy? Enquiring minds need to know!
So we know how much napalm to bring

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

It's a set of three board games. One for each of the Twilight films. And they will not be destroyed by some silly little napalm.

[tyasante.livejournal.com]

DESTROY IT WITH ACID!!

[zero-bug.livejournal.com]

That is so awful. I want to play.

*sparkles sparkles*

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

You should. When you come to England, as you must do at some point, we shall play these games!

While sparkling.

[zero-bug.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am very sorry I didn't make it as scheduled. I know you took vacation days and everything and I feel awful.

Definitely have to go within the next year. We shall sparkle. :D

[crystalcazzie.livejournal.com]

Don't feel bad, I was planning to take time off for my birthday anyway. :)

If you visit at the end of February we can stay up and watch the Oscars!