Recaps Return Yet Again
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crystalcazzieI pretty much gave up on my Prison Break recaps but with the new episode on tonight, I've felt inspired to continue.
First of all, here's a recap I actually wrote weeks ago and never got around to posting:
Episode 4.13 Deal or No Deal
Location: Warehouse of Betrayal and Lies
Lincoln: Ok, next time I see that guy he’s losing his face.
Michael: Let’s be rational about this and call Homeland Security.
~*~
Location: Homeland Security
Phone: *rings*
Herb: *answers*
Self (on phone): Scofield and Burrows shot me! They’re totally the bad guys.
~*~
Location: Parked Car of Theatrics
Self: Now that they think I’m dead, you’re going to take me to Gretchen.
T-Bag: Sure.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: Actually, let’s not call them. They might be in on it too.
Mahone: We should probably leave here, since they know where we are and all that.
~*~
Location: Evil Company Headquarters
*There is a meeting of the Evil Cardholders*
General Pad Man: So, certain recent events have screwed us over but that’s all gonna change now.
Cardholder Scuderi: You suck at this.
General Pad Man: *Shoots him*
Lisa: Eep.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
*Homeland Security arrives*
*Michael and co are watching from a safe distance*
Michael’s phone: *rings*
Herb (on phone): Why don’t you come back and talk?
Michael: We want some assurances first.
Herb: Well then, maybe you shouldn’t have killed two federal agents and stolen Scylla.
Michael: Wait, what? Self set us up!
Herb: A likely story.
~*~
Location: Hotel Room
Lincoln: My solution to this is to kill ‘em all.
Michael: That’s stupid. All we need to do is find Self and prove he’s the bad guy.
Sucre: I think we should head down to Mexico.
Dr Sara: No… I refuse to let season three happen again.
Michael: We’re not running again, we’re going to bring the Evil Company down.
Sucre: Hey, look at this.
TV news report: Earlier today, Cole Pfeiffer went nuts and took his office hostage.
~*~
Location: Evil Company Headquarters
General Pad Man: T-Bag and Gretchen are holding up sales companies now? Whatever, just find them.
Lisa: Daddy, I’m still disturbed by the callous way you shot a man to death earlier.
General Pad Man: That’s the way the Evil Company works, sweetheart. Embrace it or get out.
~*~
Location: Hotel Room
Mahone: You know Self is planning to sell Scylla.
Michael: Which means we’ve got to deal with Evil Gretchen again.
~*~
Location: Self’s Car
T-Bag: I have to say, your plan to use Michael and co to do all the work and then leave them to take the blame is inspired.
Self: Do you ever shut up?
~*~
Location: Hotel
Dr Sara: You know you really, REALLY need surgery as soon as possible.
Michael: No, I must be heroic and selfless and bring down the company first.
~*~
Location: House
Evil Gretchen: Yoo hoo, anyone home?
Dead Asians: *Are littered around the place*
Evil Gretchen: Oh.
Gretchen’s Phone: *rings*
Lincoln (on phone): Self double crossed us. Any idea where he could be?
Evil Gretchen: Probably looking for a new buyer. Meet you in half an hour at the park.
Gretchen’s phone: *rings again*
Self: I have your sister and daughter at gunpoint. Perhaps you should pop round?
~*~
Location: Hotel
Sucre: So, we know we can’t trust Gretchen, right?
Lincoln: I think we have to. To the park we go!
~*~
Location: Senator Dallow’s Office
Dallow: Why aren’t there more people looking for these convicted criminals?
Herb: Because the whole thing was super secret and we need to keep it that way.
*A man, Richard Souter, enters*
Souter: Hey there, I’m a US Marshall here to get to the bottom of this whole mess. Why don’t you fill me in?
~*~
Location: Park
*Michael, Sucre, Lincoln and Sara are all set up in various positions ready for the meeting*
~*~
Location: Rita’s House of Hostages
*Rita and Emily are at gunpoint*
*Evil Gretchen arrives*
Self: This is all your fault, you know. If you hadn’t tricked me into going to Feng’s house, he’d still be alive and I’d have my buyer. But since I don’t, I want you to find me a new one.
*Self checks Gretchen’s phone*
Self: And I see you’ve been talking to Lincoln. Tell me, where are they?
Evil Gretchen: I don’t know.
T-Bag: What a pretty little girl.
Evil Gretchen: They’re at the park!
~*~
Location: Park
*Homeland Security descends on the team*
*Everyone gets away except Lincoln*
~*~
Location: Warehouse
*Herb and co are there with Lincoln*
Herb: Killing federal agents is a big no-no, Mr Burrows.
Lincoln: Then it’s a good thing I didn’t kill any.
Herb: Right. And I’d like to buy that bridge you’re selling too.
Lincoln: If we were planning this, why aren’t we halfway to Mexico already? And wasn’t it a little suspicious how Self insisted on this being so secret?
Herb: Hmmm.
~*~
Location: Rita’s House
*Gretchen’s phone rings*
Michael (on phone): You are so dead.
*Gretchen hands the phone to Self*
Self: Michael! Good to talk to you. Might I suggest you start running while you still can?
~*~
Location: Rita’s House, presumably later than the previous scene
Evil Gretchen: I have a potential buyer for Scylla
Self: Excellent. We’ll go meet him while T-Bag keeps your family company.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Dallow: So, looking at Self’s files seems to indicate that maybe he wasn’t a very nice man after all. If you and your brother testify against him, we’ll give you immunity.
Lincoln: We already had a deal for immunity.
Dallow: Yeah, we’re not gonna be honouring that.
~*~
Location: Hotel and Warehouse
*Lincoln calls and asks to be put on speakerphone*
Lincoln: If we testify against Self, we get full immunity.
Dr Sara: Immunity from what? We did the job they hired us for.
Lincoln: Told ya so.
Dallow: Whatever, just come in so we can end this.
~*~
Location: Hotel
Michael: After thinking things over, I’ve decided we should hear the senator out. And if it doesn’t work, I have a backup plan. Sucre and Sara head to the meeting place, Mahone and I will double back to the warehouse and follow them to make sure they’re playing fair.
*Mahone and Sucre leave so Michael and Sara can have some alone time*
Dr Sara: You know, my father was obsessed with chasing justice too. But don’t worry, nothing’s going to come between us.
Michael: And everything’s going to be just fine, right?
~*~
Location: Train Tracks
Evil Gretchen: You really suck, Don.
Self: Do you want me to have T-Bag shoot your daughter? Cos I will.
~*~
Location: Bus Station
Sucre: This seems like a strange place for a meeting.
*Mahone arrives*
Mahone: Turns out the plan is for us to get out of town while Michael does this alone. He’s so noble.
Dr Sara: Oh, screw that.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: All right, I’m here to give my testimony then my brother and I are leaving.
Herb: Sure, you betcha.
~*~
Location: Outside the Warehouse
Dallow: Don Self, huh? Never would have guessed.
Herb: You do know we’re all going to be royally screwed for conducting an unauthorised operation in the first place, right?
Dallow: Uh huh.
Herb: Unless… we could always kill these guys in order to save ourselves jail time.
Dallow: Sounds good to me.
~*~
Location: Inside the Warehouse
Herb: So, just out of interest, where’s the rest of your team?
Michael: Not here, and they’re not going to be.
Herb: But we need them. Can’t you call them? Please? We just wanna talk.
Dallow: The deal was for all of you, remember?
Michael: I can get you Self and Scylla.
Herb: Oh, we’re way past that.
*But, just as Herb is about to shoot Michael, he himself is shot by Souter*
Souter: General Pad Man wants to see you.
Sucre and Dr Sara: Never fear! We are here to save the day!
Dr Sara: Oh, and Michael? Next time you try something like this, I will kill you.
Lincoln: Where’s Mahone?
Sucre: Gone.
~*~
Location: Train Tracks
*The buyer for Scylla has arrived*
Self: Here you go.
Vykin: Thanks. We’ll be able to do business once you get me the rest of it.
Self: Uh… you what now?
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: Good, the part of Scylla that I hid in the toilet’s ceiling is still there. Time to call Self and taunt him a little.
~*~
First of all, here's a recap I actually wrote weeks ago and never got around to posting:
Episode 4.13 Deal or No Deal
Location: Warehouse of Betrayal and Lies
Lincoln: Ok, next time I see that guy he’s losing his face.
Michael: Let’s be rational about this and call Homeland Security.
~*~
Location: Homeland Security
Phone: *rings*
Herb: *answers*
Self (on phone): Scofield and Burrows shot me! They’re totally the bad guys.
~*~
Location: Parked Car of Theatrics
Self: Now that they think I’m dead, you’re going to take me to Gretchen.
T-Bag: Sure.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: Actually, let’s not call them. They might be in on it too.
Mahone: We should probably leave here, since they know where we are and all that.
~*~
Location: Evil Company Headquarters
*There is a meeting of the Evil Cardholders*
General Pad Man: So, certain recent events have screwed us over but that’s all gonna change now.
Cardholder Scuderi: You suck at this.
General Pad Man: *Shoots him*
Lisa: Eep.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
*Homeland Security arrives*
*Michael and co are watching from a safe distance*
Michael’s phone: *rings*
Herb (on phone): Why don’t you come back and talk?
Michael: We want some assurances first.
Herb: Well then, maybe you shouldn’t have killed two federal agents and stolen Scylla.
Michael: Wait, what? Self set us up!
Herb: A likely story.
~*~
Location: Hotel Room
Lincoln: My solution to this is to kill ‘em all.
Michael: That’s stupid. All we need to do is find Self and prove he’s the bad guy.
Sucre: I think we should head down to Mexico.
Dr Sara: No… I refuse to let season three happen again.
Michael: We’re not running again, we’re going to bring the Evil Company down.
Sucre: Hey, look at this.
TV news report: Earlier today, Cole Pfeiffer went nuts and took his office hostage.
~*~
Location: Evil Company Headquarters
General Pad Man: T-Bag and Gretchen are holding up sales companies now? Whatever, just find them.
Lisa: Daddy, I’m still disturbed by the callous way you shot a man to death earlier.
General Pad Man: That’s the way the Evil Company works, sweetheart. Embrace it or get out.
~*~
Location: Hotel Room
Mahone: You know Self is planning to sell Scylla.
Michael: Which means we’ve got to deal with Evil Gretchen again.
~*~
Location: Self’s Car
T-Bag: I have to say, your plan to use Michael and co to do all the work and then leave them to take the blame is inspired.
Self: Do you ever shut up?
~*~
Location: Hotel
Dr Sara: You know you really, REALLY need surgery as soon as possible.
Michael: No, I must be heroic and selfless and bring down the company first.
~*~
Location: House
Evil Gretchen: Yoo hoo, anyone home?
Dead Asians: *Are littered around the place*
Evil Gretchen: Oh.
Gretchen’s Phone: *rings*
Lincoln (on phone): Self double crossed us. Any idea where he could be?
Evil Gretchen: Probably looking for a new buyer. Meet you in half an hour at the park.
Gretchen’s phone: *rings again*
Self: I have your sister and daughter at gunpoint. Perhaps you should pop round?
~*~
Location: Hotel
Sucre: So, we know we can’t trust Gretchen, right?
Lincoln: I think we have to. To the park we go!
~*~
Location: Senator Dallow’s Office
Dallow: Why aren’t there more people looking for these convicted criminals?
Herb: Because the whole thing was super secret and we need to keep it that way.
*A man, Richard Souter, enters*
Souter: Hey there, I’m a US Marshall here to get to the bottom of this whole mess. Why don’t you fill me in?
~*~
Location: Park
*Michael, Sucre, Lincoln and Sara are all set up in various positions ready for the meeting*
~*~
Location: Rita’s House of Hostages
*Rita and Emily are at gunpoint*
*Evil Gretchen arrives*
Self: This is all your fault, you know. If you hadn’t tricked me into going to Feng’s house, he’d still be alive and I’d have my buyer. But since I don’t, I want you to find me a new one.
*Self checks Gretchen’s phone*
Self: And I see you’ve been talking to Lincoln. Tell me, where are they?
Evil Gretchen: I don’t know.
T-Bag: What a pretty little girl.
Evil Gretchen: They’re at the park!
~*~
Location: Park
*Homeland Security descends on the team*
*Everyone gets away except Lincoln*
~*~
Location: Warehouse
*Herb and co are there with Lincoln*
Herb: Killing federal agents is a big no-no, Mr Burrows.
Lincoln: Then it’s a good thing I didn’t kill any.
Herb: Right. And I’d like to buy that bridge you’re selling too.
Lincoln: If we were planning this, why aren’t we halfway to Mexico already? And wasn’t it a little suspicious how Self insisted on this being so secret?
Herb: Hmmm.
~*~
Location: Rita’s House
*Gretchen’s phone rings*
Michael (on phone): You are so dead.
*Gretchen hands the phone to Self*
Self: Michael! Good to talk to you. Might I suggest you start running while you still can?
~*~
Location: Rita’s House, presumably later than the previous scene
Evil Gretchen: I have a potential buyer for Scylla
Self: Excellent. We’ll go meet him while T-Bag keeps your family company.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Dallow: So, looking at Self’s files seems to indicate that maybe he wasn’t a very nice man after all. If you and your brother testify against him, we’ll give you immunity.
Lincoln: We already had a deal for immunity.
Dallow: Yeah, we’re not gonna be honouring that.
~*~
Location: Hotel and Warehouse
*Lincoln calls and asks to be put on speakerphone*
Lincoln: If we testify against Self, we get full immunity.
Dr Sara: Immunity from what? We did the job they hired us for.
Lincoln: Told ya so.
Dallow: Whatever, just come in so we can end this.
~*~
Location: Hotel
Michael: After thinking things over, I’ve decided we should hear the senator out. And if it doesn’t work, I have a backup plan. Sucre and Sara head to the meeting place, Mahone and I will double back to the warehouse and follow them to make sure they’re playing fair.
*Mahone and Sucre leave so Michael and Sara can have some alone time*
Dr Sara: You know, my father was obsessed with chasing justice too. But don’t worry, nothing’s going to come between us.
Michael: And everything’s going to be just fine, right?
~*~
Location: Train Tracks
Evil Gretchen: You really suck, Don.
Self: Do you want me to have T-Bag shoot your daughter? Cos I will.
~*~
Location: Bus Station
Sucre: This seems like a strange place for a meeting.
*Mahone arrives*
Mahone: Turns out the plan is for us to get out of town while Michael does this alone. He’s so noble.
Dr Sara: Oh, screw that.
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: All right, I’m here to give my testimony then my brother and I are leaving.
Herb: Sure, you betcha.
~*~
Location: Outside the Warehouse
Dallow: Don Self, huh? Never would have guessed.
Herb: You do know we’re all going to be royally screwed for conducting an unauthorised operation in the first place, right?
Dallow: Uh huh.
Herb: Unless… we could always kill these guys in order to save ourselves jail time.
Dallow: Sounds good to me.
~*~
Location: Inside the Warehouse
Herb: So, just out of interest, where’s the rest of your team?
Michael: Not here, and they’re not going to be.
Herb: But we need them. Can’t you call them? Please? We just wanna talk.
Dallow: The deal was for all of you, remember?
Michael: I can get you Self and Scylla.
Herb: Oh, we’re way past that.
*But, just as Herb is about to shoot Michael, he himself is shot by Souter*
Souter: General Pad Man wants to see you.
Sucre and Dr Sara: Never fear! We are here to save the day!
Dr Sara: Oh, and Michael? Next time you try something like this, I will kill you.
Lincoln: Where’s Mahone?
Sucre: Gone.
~*~
Location: Train Tracks
*The buyer for Scylla has arrived*
Self: Here you go.
Vykin: Thanks. We’ll be able to do business once you get me the rest of it.
Self: Uh… you what now?
~*~
Location: Warehouse
Michael: Good, the part of Scylla that I hid in the toilet’s ceiling is still there. Time to call Self and taunt him a little.
~*~
