Hello to the WEEKEND

Ok, I have a large GIN and LEMONADE and am ready to write my CAPSLOCK of doom entry.

I'm sure SOMETHING happened today and I thought "I'll MENTION that in my CAPSLOCK entry later" but I can't REMEMBER what it was. Epic memory FAIL. This is what happens when you turn TWENTY SIX.

Oh god, I'm TWENTY SIX. It hadn't really SUNK IN until just then.

It's all DOWNHILL to THIRTY now.

I need more ALCOHOL.