Oscar Dress Report 2019

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And now, my annual Oscars Dress Report:


Ones I Liked

Billy Porter



This dress has to be one of the most fabulous things I've ever seen.

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Constance Wu



I nearly put this into Not Sure cos it's a bit flimsy, but she makes it look so good.

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Helen Mirren



Looking lovely in pink.

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Laura Dern



I wasn't sure about this when I first saw her, but I actually really like it.

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Leticia Wright



This could have been boring, but I love the pattern and the way it fits her.

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Laura Harrier



I wasn't sure about this at first, but it's really pretty and I like it.

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Marina de Travira



I wish the top was a bit more substantial cos it feels slightly unbalanced, but that's very picky and it's a lovely dress otherwise.

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Michelle Yeoh



Such a pretty dress.

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Octavia Spencer



I can always rely on Octavia to look gorgeous and this year is no exception.

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Tiny Fey



Simple and elegant. I like it.

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Yalitza Aparicio



I always love a good princess dress and she looks beautiful in this one.

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Ones I'm Not Sure About

Amy Adams



It's not terrible, but it's not great either.

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Brie Larson



The metallic look is hard to pull off, and the shape is a bit boring.

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Charlize Theron



Meh.

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Danai Gurira



I quite like it, but it does almost look like she's wrapped a quilt around herself and tied it at the waist.

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Emilia Clarke



I really don't like the top and this very nearly went into the Don't Like section, but she just about manages to pull it off.

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Emma Stone



I want to take a little tiny hammer and break this dress apart cos it looks like a slab of toffee brittle.

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Jennifer Hudson



I can't love this dress, but the giant frill isn't as bad as it could have been.

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Lady Gaga



This could be so good if only it didn't have those weird hips.

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Regina King



I mean, it's not bad, but I feel like when you're an Oscar nominee you should do more than wrap a sheet around yourself.

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Tessa Thompson



I kinda liked this when I just saw the top, then I hated it when I saw the whole thing. Then I thought that maybe it's not quite that bad.

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Ones I Didn't Like

Allison Janney



It's a lop-sided apron over a velvet tube and I do not approve.

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Amandla Stenberg



I'm pretty sure my grandmother had a lamp that looked like this.

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Angela Bassett



Apparently the giant shoulder bow is trendy now. I hate it.

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Gemma Chan



I know the Oscars go on late but that's no excuse to come wrapped in your duvet.

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Glenn Close



Or your curtains.

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Kacey Musgraves



I call this the Pink Monstrosity.

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Linda Cardellini



I mean, is this even a dress? Is she competing with Kacey Musgraves for the Pink Monstrosity title?

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Maya Rudolph



I don't think this woman should be allowed to dress herself any more.

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Melissa McCarthy



So boring. So bad.

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Olivia Colman



It's so drab and weird.

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Queen Latifah



Bin bags are not Oscar dresses.

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Rachel Weisz



What even is this? She's just missing Lady Gaga's weird red gloves from 2015.

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Sarah Paulson



I didn't think this was too terrible until I saw the middle.

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And finally my


Not a Dress



Has to go to Richard E Grant. Partly for his funky red jacket and partly for his infectious joy and enthusiasm for this whole thing.