My Positive Attitude

I hate people. I hate presentations. I hate research.

You know when the books you need aren't in the library? It's like they mock you. There's a whole line of books neatly standing side by side in order, then you reach the point where the one you want should be and there's just a gaping hole, like a mouth in the shelves laughing at you.

I'm going to let my group down. I know I am, and I feel terrible. Even if, somehow, I manage to find enough information to actually make a contribution I'm still going to mess up the actual talking and presenting part.

Maybe I could get out of doing it by pleading insanity...after all I do think bookshelves are laughing at me...because they are